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Understatement of the century

Kate: I dare you to hassle me about the amount of cream cheese on this bagel. I double-dare you.
Justin: I can’t wait for you to not be pregnant anymore.
Kate: Watch it, mister. Don’t poke the bear.
Justin: (sigh)
Kate: Some mornings you shouldn’t even try to talk to me before I’ve eaten.
Justin: SOME mornings? Are you kidding?


Posted on Sunday, April 29, 2007 by Registered Commentersweetsalty kate in | Comments5 Comments

Reader Comments (5)

Sadly, that could be an exchange between Kevin and me anytime (minus the pregnant comment). Morning person? Not so much.
April 29, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterm
hee hee hee.

I was VILE for about the last six weeks of being pregnant with my twins.

If my partner left clothes on the floor I would literally throw them out the window onto the grass - so that he would often come home from uni (he was studying then) to find a great pile of clothes and shoes strewn across the lawn. But I had no sense of humour about this - he would be welcomed home with a tirade;

why can't you pick up your own f*&#ing clothes! You can't expect me to do it! I can hardly bend over! In fact, I'm not bloody well cooking dinner! This is horrible! I feel as if I'm about 400 years old and then you leave a huge mess for me to clean up. You have no idea how I feel! Why can't you appreciate how I feel right now...

The strange thing was - I wasn't (and still aren't) the most fastidious housekeeper in the world.



April 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca James
Try being bipolar and pregnant. NO FUN for anyone.

And yet regardless, they STILL insist on poking the bear...why IS that?!?!
April 30, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterthordora
Ha ha ha..I laughed out loud!Oh my..."poking the bear" I love that!Isn't it true?I can't remember my mood swings, but they were definitely there! Poor Brad...in all honesty, he was so understanding and seemed to duck undercover at the right times! ha ha.If he told me one more time: "Remember, your not really eating for two.." I would have slugged him! ha ha
April 30, 2007 | Unregistered CommenterKelly
Okay, I feel better now.. Justin still thinks I'm completely nuts but nuttery loves company. I am definitely working my way towards 'vile'.. good word Rebecca. Perfect!

And Kelly.. I WISH it was mood swings, since 'mood swings' assumes cheerful times to balance out the vile. Woe for jus!
May 2, 2007 | Unregistered Commenterkate

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